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MTV OTHER HAS LAUNCHED. GET READY

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Here’s Brian Williams Edited Into Rapping ‘Nuthin’ But A G Thang’ Because Why The Hell Not?

Jimmy Fallon manipulates Brian Williams into rapping Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg’s breakout hit from “The Chronic” for no reason whatsoever.

Jack White Pays Detroit Concert Hall's Back Taxes to Save It

The rocker paid $142,000 in back taxes to prevent the Masonic Temple from being auctioned.

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18 Envy-Inducing Lunch Box Meals

Be the coolest kid at the table. Appease the Lunchable-loving kid inside you with these more awesome versions.

Inspired.

pallyspals:

RIP Happy Endings. And all your unrealized storylines….

Things That Exist: The "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal" Vines | Dlisted

Everything about this is perfect.

earwolf:

BETWEEN TWO FERNS & THE LONELY ISLAND ARE TOGETHER AT LAST!!!!! #WACKWEDNESDAYS

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French Horn Rebellion - Girls EP Tracklist:
1. Girls (feat. JD Samson and Fat Tony)
2. Having Fun (feat. Juiceboxxx)
3. Girls (FM Attack Remix)
4. Girls (Rogue Vogue Remix)

Download here for free - only available for a limited time!
http://emailunlock.com/french-horn-rebellion/girls-feat-jd-samson-and-fat

French Horn Rebellion on Tour:
3/8 - Springfield, MO - The Highlife
3/9 - Austin, TX - Empire Control Room w/ Neon Indian (11pm)
3/13 - Austin, TX - Sonos Studio at SXSW
3/15 - Austin, TX - Bond Music Group Showcase @ Karma (12:30am)
3/16 - Austin, TX - Beautiful Buzz Showcase @ Brew Exchange (5pm)
3/16 - Austin, TX - PARTY ENSEMBLE @ Doritos Stage (9pm)
3/20 - Portland, OR - MT Tabor Theater
3/21 - Seattle, WA - Chop Suey
3/23 - Boise, ID @ Treefort Festival
4/18 - Boston @ Cafe 939 

And many more to come…

Adolescence is marked by many memorable moments: your first day of junior high, your first locker, your first kiss. We’ll always remember our oldest brother TJ playing in the high school pit orchestra. Why, you ask? It’s where we first heard the words, “Call it bad, call it funny, but it’s better than even money, that the guy’s only doing it for some doll!” As kids, we didn’t realize how true to life a musical like Guys and Dolls could be. Now—many years and pit orchestra experiences later—we know just what Ol’ Blue Eyes meant when he sang it on the big screen: We do it for the girls!

Our new single, ‘Girls’ is a celebration. And in our mind, there’s no better way to celebrate the fairer sex than by bringing on feminist pop icon JD Samson (MEN/Le Tigre) while throwing our signature Next Jack Swing sound into the mix—think New Jack but with heavier beats and funkier bass lines. We’ve got Fat Tony’s lovelorn rap about the one that got away while Robert croons ‘What’s that, you can’t believe it? Well it’s definitely a mystery, ‘cause every time we do it for the GIRLS’ Enjoy!

IKEA's meatballs recalled due to horse meat | Brokelyn

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Today I met Sophia Loren, the dog, the legend.